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AHH THE FOLLOWER COUNT IS DROPPING DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG TO MAKE YOU LEAVE
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
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Why is it that someone can say “potato” in a text post and get 200,000 notes but if someone else spends a lot if time and effort into a good text post it gets 0 notes
If this post makes 5000 notes I am gonna cry
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